Archives for July, 2007

《变形金刚》基本包含了所有男人可以YY的主意


发信人: hypo (三十未满), 信区: Movie 标 题: Re: Transformer Bashers United 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Jul 8 22:35:05 2007), 转信 此片的主题是男人的荣耀,其基本包含了所有男人可以YY的主意 1. 不好好准备就拿A 2. ebay挣大钱 3. athlete’s 的码子变自己的MM,hot就行,rides well就好 4. 破车变新车 5. 破烂东西(眼镜)变宝,一般还是继承来的 6. 拯救世界,其方式就是拿着一个小盒子从一楼跑到三楼然后抱着一根柱子等死 7. 随心所欲,可以remove 新码子的record以讨好人家 8. 钱比bill gates多,这是本片唯一不足没有能够包括的方面 最后本片原本应该是主人公的optimus prime说了一句: sam, you just saved my life. all autobots and the whole world [...]

Transformers: trash but “successful”


Transformers (2007, C-), has break several box office records. Although its ratings are steadily dropping on RottenTomatoes.com, IMDB, and even Yahoo, nothing seem to slow it down on its way to earn as much money as possible in the shortest possible time. Transformers is just another example of how art of film making has gone [...]

很失望,给Transformer打分,只给C-


1. 种族主义言论,比如对伊朗人的打击. 2. 机器人设计过于繁琐,这个在预告片出来的时候大家就质疑了.看了片子,每次Optimum prime给我眨眼睛我就受不了.那么多零件,太容易打坏了. 3. 居然有人夸奖Shia LaBeouf的演技?有没有搞错,没有见过真的有演技的吗??影片里面基本上大喊”NONONONONOOOO”不知道多少次.类似的叫喊语气也是滥用,从他老爸搞他开到Porche那里开始… 4. 搞笑有余,战斗不足,更无个性展现.确实除了Bumblebee和Frenzy其他机器人都毫无个性体现.Optimus Prime的主旋律演讲让人无语.Optimus Prime践踏花园更是多此一举,对于老大哥的个性体现没有丝毫正面意义. Quote “we see the robots destroy Shia’s family’s back yard (in a scene that goes on and on and on at painfullength)”. 5. “女主角”就是该片庸俗制片的罪恶代表.Quote “Not enough sex in the robot movie? Dress the teenage love-interest like a hooker and have the camera linger [...]